My Stupid Yelp Reviews
Yelp is a real pain in the ass for most restaurants. Sometimes people will give the place one or two stars because they didn't get the right straw with their iced matcha (straws are bad for the environment so y'all can chill). That's why it's always important to rank places you enjoyed so you can yell over those kinds of assholes.
Some people prefer writing reviews that are succinct and to the point. I am not one of those people.
Caffe Vita Silverlake
10/24/2016
Pros:
Ample outlets
Great Coffee
Great Art
Decent amount of seating
One time this guy came in with a real cute dog and I pet him on the head. V. soft.
Cons:
The A.C. is aggressive. Bring a sweater.
The music can get a little intense if you're studying. Bring some headphones.
Cute dog probably not here all the time. Bring a dog.
4.5/5 Will visit again.
(side note: I'm assuming dogs aren't technically allowed in here to chill. :(((((((( )
One Stop DMV Registration Services
3/2/2017
One Stop is number one!! GET IT?
But seriously, my re-registration couldn't have gone easier, even with the fact that I'm sometimes bad at life and I was a few day late doing so.
This is not an "official" DMV - it's a third party situation so you WILL pay an extra service fee. But honestly? This place saved me from what would have been an entire afternoon at the DMV, staring off into space and pondering my own existence and then also thinking about how I didn't get the movie Mullholland Drive and how that's a deep personal shame for me.
Farida
3/29/2017
This place is delicious and I had to make a conscious effort to stop eating or I would have been like that dude that explodes in Big Trouble, Little China.
Dat cauliflower tho.
Honey Hi
4/28/2018
Honey Hi is filled with amazing people. I woke up this morning, late for work, basically everything in my house broke, and my car took more than a few times to start. I was also hangry AF, which is probably why everything broke in my house because hangry= hulk-esque grace and finesse.
I got to Honey Hi to find out my order didn't go through and was irrationally upset. Literal tears were forming in my eyes like a fucking idiot. But everyone at Honey Hi was like "we're not judging you right now, we're gonna rush your order."
They were god damn angels toward a inappropriately dramatic grown-ass woman.
Food's dope, even when you don't shove it in your face cause your blood sugar's low.
The Semi-Tropic
6/24/2016
Once you step inside you'll hesitate- it's a hipster place. Like... Aggressively hipster. "I just released a cassette of my band"-ironic dad-shirt hipster. But every single time I've been here I've been met with a warm and welcoming staff who actually is familiar with their menu and seem THRILLED to share the bounty of their work place. It has amazing food and generally the kind of atmosphere of a place you'd want to stay for hours.
Don't judge a book by its cool, limited first edition cover and bask in the feeling that you liked this place before it was too popular to get in the door.